Electric Fly Swatter

Electric Swatter for Men Who’ve Had Enough 

This rechargeable bug zapper turns flying pests into crispy regrets. With 4,000 volts of justice, it delivers peace, quiet, and the sweet sound of mosquito defeat—indoors or out. 

What Men Say 

• “Feels like Thor’s tennis racket.”
• “Finally, a hobby I can do while drinking beer.”
• “Mosquitoes fear me now. As they should.” 

Why It’s Grumpy Guy Approved 

Because real men don’t swat—they obliterate. This swatter is essential gear for reclaiming your porch, your sleep, and your sanity. Practical, satisfying, and just dangerous enough to feel like a win.